Gross Week 2 - Miley Cyrus - "The Climb"

Miley Cyrus - "The Climb" - If you've never heard the song "The Climb," beware! Don't think about it too much. This song grosses me out for many reasons. It's by Miley Cyrus, who is a child star certainly doomed to being a coke whore by her 25th birthday. She is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, who apparently sees nothing wrong in pimpin' out his child to Walt Disney. Plus, he sucks goat balls. The "climb" in the song basically refers to the (hackneyed) theme of "it's not where you end up in life, but how you got there." Really? I'm sure it was a really tough journey, what with the backing of your quasi-celebrity dad and Walt fucking Disney to carve out a career for your down home skank self. And to me, there's just nothing quite like a sexy child to placate the slavering hoardes of psuedo pedophiles out there. So gross!

-gcc